Thursday
Sep022010
Idiot of the Year: Student Electrocutes Himself Through Nipples
Thursday, September 2, 2010 at 1:00PM 
Then he and his parents sue the school, because they claim Kyle wasn't told that attaching clamps with electrical current to his nipples is dangerous. The 18-year-old and two friends decided to perform the ingenious science experiment in the middle of their electrical trades class. Kyle's heart stopped and he was rushed to the hospital where they declared he had an "out of hospital electrocution resulting in cardiac arrest, unresponsive state and respiratory failure." He was later sent to another hospital where they drilled a hole in his skull to insert a probe to monitor brain pressure. Kyle left the hospital five days later, probably less intelligent than before. Nothing like suing someone for your child's own stupidity.
via Daily Mail
