Last night when we were thinking about the next bacon creation, we wondered what the highest caloric food item may be that did not contain bacon (weird, huh?).  We came across this video that is disgusting, sick, pathetic, and slightly disturbing. Simply Sara shows you how to make a 7000 calorie macaroni salad that is quite possibly the definition of fat. Ingredients and calories are listed below.

• 1 can sweetened condensed milk (1300 calories)
• 1 cup sugar (775 calories)
• 1 cup white vinegar (40 calories)
• 1 jar of mayonnaise (2880 calories)
• 1 box of macaroni (1600 calories)
• Red pepper, onion, celery (90 calories)
• 4 large carrots shredded (120 calories)
• Total of 6805 calories. Ugh.

The heavy breathing towards the end was almost too much to handle.

via FunnyCrave