Bottle Tops - Because You're Pathetic, Or Elderly
Fri, October 16, 2009 
You know you're always spilling the contents of your favorite canned beverage. You can now live your life more freely! You know, do all those things you've been wanting to do for years, but couldn't because you were living under the restraints of a world without tops for your cans.
As always, As Seen on TV products solve the silly little problems we all face in our lives. In this case it's what to do with those half empty soda and beer cans. Or how to we keep cans from spilling or the sodas from losing their fizz. It's so simple.
Bottle Tops turn your can into a bottle. It's a can closer! Oh as with all As Seen On TV products, there is more. The free bonus item is a cool little tool that opens pop-top cans so you don't have to break nails or find some household object to jam under the pull tab. It works every time!
Quick! Poor that shit out! Open metal cans can't travel!
Pass me the gun, or a delicious cold beer... whichever is closer.
Reader Comments (1)
My friend bought one of these as a goof and they are fucking retarded. You can't put the fuckin' thing on when the can is open, because you'll crush the can and get its contents everywhere and you can't open the can when the top's on, because you can't reach the tab. Fuck this thing.