Joey Miller and Matthew McNeely have both been charged with attempted second-degree burglary in Carroll, Iowa. The two dumb shits, both in their twenties, attempted to break into an apartment and didn't succeed. Their chosen method of concealment, drawing on their faces with Sharpies.

Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.

Just so we're getting this straight. You attempted to rob an apartment, and you couldn't even pull that off. You're disguises were your own faces, haphazardly covered in black marker. Nice work. Looks like you guys will rival these two as burglars. Hell, never mind that, at LEAST those guys could get into the homes they were trying to rob. Fucking amateurs.

via KCCI