So, you're a fan of ole' JC, but, you REALLY fucking love Nascar. What on God's pavement covered earth do you do? How about getting a the Holy Bible Stock Car Racing Edition. Now you can relate all the bible's killer stories to... car racing?

Featuring exciting and inspiring full-color inserts with photos of and insights from stock car racing’s finest personalities, the NIV Thinline Bible: Stock Car Edition is sure to be a motorsports fan’s favorite Bible. Motor Racing Outreach, a ministry to the world of motorsports, has partnered with Zondervan to create this Bible designed to delight race fans. MRO brings testimonies and photographs of the popular race personalities with whom they work on a daily basis—the drivers, the pit crews, the media spokespeople, and others associated with the world of racing. Combined with the complete text of the New International Version and offered in two innovative and cost-effective bindings, this title will make a wonderful gift for the true racing fan.

It's the world's fastest, most boring bible, chalked full of left turns.