More Jesus talk for you here, because we know you need it.

Things to Remember:

1. One day, you are going to be walking down the road and a planner is going to drop out of the sky and tell you to follow God.
2. You will hate Green Day, Pearl Jam, and Counting Crows and will go so far as to take a bite out of one of the CD's. 
3. Devil worshippers read car magazines and jump on their bed.
4. You will be uncontrollably driven to punch someone in the face if they ask you for a light.

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