Bet you didn't know that.  Oh, wait, you probably did.  Kelly Askew, a part-time model in Liverpool, was casually cruising around with her boyfriend when she got pulled over.  Turns out she had a couple of kilos in the car.  Not bad, Kelly.  And just like any other Cops show you've ever seen she said, “That shit ain't mine, this my cousin car.”, or something like that.  We don't speak British so we aren't real sure what she said exactly. 

The Mercedes she was driving is worth about $19,900.  The amount of coke she had in the car; worth about $1,000,000.  Oh, did we mention she was on the British version of welfare?  Hey, Kelly, here's a clue, sell the coke, buy a car, get off welfare. 

via Daily Mail