Hayden is our new little hero. After this mini-badass escaped his bedroom, he went to his grandfather's cooler. Naturally as most 4-year-olds would, H-town grabs himself a cold one and hits the street. Where is he off to? Some sort of child sized vision quest, ending up drunk in the desert off of Bud Light and tripping himself in and out of existence? Close. He walked over to the neighbor's house, with beer in hand and started unwrapping their Christmas gifts. Young Hayden unwraps a little girl's dress, and naturally puts it on. He is eventually picked up by the cops while wearing the dress and drinking his brew.

Poor little dude... just trying to be like his pops, so he can get sent to prison and be with him.

"Kids do things like this, and it's out of your control."

Really!?