BA-K-47 T-shirt contest
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 5:03PM OK, we have seen more than a few new folks visit our site today to check out Nick's masterful creation of the BA-K-47. Since we were going to end up making a t-shirt anyway, we decided to leave it up to you folks to decide what the caption should be. The winner will receive a free BA-K-47 t-shirt and some other junk we might throw in just for kicks. We will be using the picture below (minus the stamped web address), and here are the rules.
1. Leave a comment on this post with your suggested caption. Make sure to enter your email address as we will need to contact you if you win. (duh)
2. Do not enter the same caption multiple times thinking that if you spam us, we will pick you. Duplicate captions from the same entrant will not be counted.
3. If two people enter the same caption, and that caption is the one chosen, the first entrant will receive the free t-shirt. The other person will receive some props, and may receive an empty beer can, maybe.
4. Nick and Michael will pick the winner on Friday the 17th of April, in the Two Thousand and Ninth year of our Lord.
5. Eat. Shirt. Front.
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Reader Comments (102)
"Guns don't kill people....this kills people"
"Got any eggs"
"Osama's nightmare"
gross.
breakfast of champions.
brunch.
grease bullets.
"What a deliciously greasy way to die."
"Why aren't we funding this?"
"I can dream, can't I?"
"The Griddle Gun."
"600 delicious rounds per minute."
"Fuck Wendy's, check out MY Baconator."
Oink Oink Boom
"Seven Six Two Millimeter, Full Bacon Jacket!"
"The BA-K-47: probably not the best gun to hunt with."
"The BA-K-47: quicker death by bacon."
"The BA-K-47: yo, dis gun is FAT! literally."
quick side note, al queda doesn't eat pork, does it?
"The BA-K-47: eat this you communist pigs!"
"The BA-K-47: with it, they'll be bacon you to shoot 'em."
i'll post more later, after my colonoscopy.
I would eat the BA-K-47 out of your cold dead hand
Make breakfast, not war.
Make bacon, not war.
"Weapon of Mass Delicious"
"This is MY BFG. There are many like it, but this one is MINE."
"Try me."
wendys baconator dont got nothing on this mofo
How to solve the problems in the Middle East.
The BA-K-47. When you have to make every motherfucker in the room full.
pork barrel spending
"Shoot me...please."
"Behold, the Fat Ray."
"This is one man cannon, i'd love to suck on."
"The bullets even clog your arteries."
"Grease included."
"No pigs were harmed in the making of this...umm wait. Scratch that."
"The BA-K-47...what recession?"
"The BA-K-47, now available at your local Wendy's."
"The BA-K-47 - solving world hunger while arming the full."
PS. Squarespace rules.
BACONRINES!!!
note: (watch red dawn)
From the makers of the BreakFIST and the Turkey Club comes...The BA-K-47.
BA-K-47: War's Swinest Hour
The BA-K-47: The biggest breakthrough in communication since the HAM radio.
BA-K-47: The last meal to die for.
The BA-K-47: Bringing Power to the Porcine
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my BA-K
I got to say it was a good day.
"Today I didn't even have to use my BA-K"
"say hello to my little friend"