If this is what church is all about, I wanna go… now.  I’ve seen churches that handle snakes; I’ve seen churches that drink gasoline; and I’ve seen churches that cause people to speak crazy jibberish that means nothing at all.  But all of that is nothing compared to Dr. Shine and Dee Dee’s Seed Faith International Church.  These dudes can freaking fly.  And if that ain’t ridiculous enough for you, they can even transform into jet fighter planes like StarScream.  If that doesn’t make you want to change your ways, I don’t know what will.