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May212009

Porn Star Blows The Record

Hamburg, Germany - Porn star Sexy Cora attempted to orally service (disease) 200 (two-hundred) gentleman in one sitting. After she reached her 75th victim, she was rushed to hospital with "breathing difficulties." Her pantless co-"stars" were rounded up by the cops. One broke his wrist as he tried to flee with his pants around his legs. I'm guessing his parents never let him participate in potato sack races as a child, which totally explains his chosen career. Cora is currently out on bail for some of her previous films made at family parks in the middle of the day.

Congratulations Cora on 75?!

via The Sun

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Reader Comments (16)

I think I could beat her record! We should set up a contest. You can't count one until you have swallowed him balls deep!

August 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterArkansas

Let us know a time and a date and we'll start figuring out a location and gathering up the dudes.

August 18, 2009 | Registered CommenterTIFR

What a wuss, er, wussette(?)...

Practice, practice, practice...

Good luck with all of that.

August 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJeff Roe

she looks hot hot.

October 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterchudai urdu

OMGZ WATZ UP WIT THAT LATY?? IM A GUY AND SHE COULD NOT MAKE IT PROBALY PAST ME I WOULD FUCK HER COLD!!!

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAplem

1st. any porn star worthy of the name would have you screaming like a baby. it would be intereating to see a couple of porn queens start having a record race for that. an american 1 already holds the record for most guys screwed at 100 in 8 hrs. any girls want to try for that 1?

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjim

Sis, is that you? Why don't you call? Is it because your jaw is too sore to speak?

February 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBodhi

75?!? (Clerks reference...)

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Well she probably set the record for "most blue balls given in one sitting" with 125 guys

March 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJug

Mom?

April 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScottR

She only made it to 75? WTF Cleopatra was used to doing men 100 at a time
gurgle-gurlge

April 13, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterchris meredith

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the hospital!

April 13, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjjjjjjj

I'm doubtful about this story. Making porn in Germany is a crime? A woman giving a blow-job to a man is a crime in Germany? This sounds like something dreamed up by the Sun to fill a slow news day.

April 13, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrobert

It is quite legal to make porn in Germany. If you read the bottom, the police showed up because this was done at a FAMILY park in the MIDDLE OF THE DAY, that is what was not legal about it.

April 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRandome person

she can blow MY record!!

April 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterR to da izeL

So while she was being rushed to the hospital for breathing problems did the guy just stand there and wait for the cops and ambulance or whatever with his pants down at his ankles.....Really, I dont believe that is what happened!

April 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKatt

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