Wednesday
May272009
Tony Tag - Ferrari Guy for Hire
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 4:59PM 
Sweet Jeebus!! This dude is totally radicool. For just $300 you can ride around with this Sammy Hagar look alike in his totally sweet Ferrari. I mean the thing has 24K Gold wheels. How can you pass up a ride with this creeper?
Tony Tag is the King of Pimps, and if you cruise around with him on the streets of Chicago, you're sure to pick up on some of his castaways. To be any cooler, you'd have to wear a wolf shirt.
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Reader Comments (3)
I see this man ALL the time. He is always driving around in circles, and as an added bonus likes to jog wearing only short spandex shorts. He is LIVING. THE. DREAM. And is extremely creepy.
How can someone like the Ferrari guy afford to hire a Ferrari, never mind own them
I was downtown today, and I cant believe I saw Tony Tag jogging in his spandex shorts. He looked like Richard Simmons. He occasionally would do the sign of the cross. WHAT A STALLION just like his Ferrari. What a pimp. His man boobs are attracting bouncing machines.