Stoned Wallabies Are Responsible For Crop Circles

I always knew aliens weren't the ones responsible for crop circles! It was the wallabies stoned off their gourds on opium.

“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” Lara Giddings told the hearing.

“Then they crash,” she added. “We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”

Looks like I'll be hopping on a flight headed to Australia this weekend to go kick it with my new fun loving homies.

via BBC News

 

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