World's Biggest Alarm Clock

This guy decided to enter his giant fucking alarm clock bed in a World's Biggest contest. He claims to have used it every day to wake up for the past four years. By mounting a computer controlled air compressor to the head of the bed, he is violently shaken awake when the time comes.

So what happens if your computer reboots in the middle of the night during a raucous business time session with a lady? Your two naked bodies getting tossed all over the place. I'm guessing this dude doesn't really have to worry too much about that.

via Geekologie

Comments

[Beebs]

Wow. I think his "hi mom" was directed at his mom walking into his room to collect his dirty socks.

[Nick]

I hope that's why she was coming in there! Ewww.