This story sounds like something out of a Tarantino flick.  On July 8th, five tattoed vixens stopped a 50 year old man riding his bicycle in Sweden.  Apparently, they dragged him off of his bike, and began sexually molesting the lucky fucker poor guy.

Police spokeswoman Annika Haaster rightly described the attack as "downright unusual".

Fuck that.  We at TIFR would describe that as "downright AWESOME".  Let's see, Swedish chicks with tattoos, check, surprise sexual molestation, check, no strings attached, check.  I mean what could be wrong with that? 

Personally, I think the dude got busted by his wife after being at a strip club and had to come up with some crazy shit to get her off his back.  But that's just me.  Tell us what you think.

via The Register