Of all the things to go and get arrested for, Sharhonda (shah-RAWN-duh) decided that shooting other women in the butt with silicone injections was her path to the courtroom.

“Five months after two women were hospitalized with serious injuries from illegal silicone injections they thought would enhance their rear ends, Sharhonda Lindsay has admitted to giving the shots. In court Monday, Lindsay pleaded guilty to two counts of practicing medicine without a license and was sentenced to four years’ probation. Lindsay, 33, would have gambled with a maximum five-year prison sentence for each charge had the case gone to trial. Now, along with her probation, Lindsay will have to make restitution to her victims, Andrea Nicole Lee, 30, and Zakiya Thema Teagle, 34, who each spent three weeks at Town & Country Hospital with renal and liver failure. A prosecutor said Lindsay’s debt to her victims exceeds $500,000. Hillsborough Circuit Judge Ronald Ficarrotta will reserve judgment on restitution until a firm number is set.”

Dial 1-800-Mix-A-Lot and kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got back. Baby got back.

via Unique Daily