A 67 year old woman in Australia got caught on the toilet for a week.  What in the hell did everybody think she was doing?  Luckily, she was ok, suffering only from dehydration, but jeez. 

Apparently, she fell off of the toilet and got caught between the toilet and the door on Sunday. 7 days later, her neighbor heard her screams for help.  Too bad she doesn't use Twitter.

via Burbia