Having trouble getting it on while in the comfort of your snuggie? The good folks over at thesnuggiesutra.com have come up with a solution for you sex crazed lazy bastards.

“You’ve heard of the Kama Sutra, right? Of course you have, you’re a pervert. Well, the Snuggie Sutra is like that — i.e., a visual compendium of pleasurable sex positions — only, ours involves the use of a blanket. With sleeves. Because that’s what a Snuggie is.”

Here are some of the positions:

The Cuddly Puppy

The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her.  She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house, but still knows who her daddy is.

The Horse Blanket

The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can’t stand to look him in the eye.

The Roller Coaster

The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers him.  Hold on, it could be be a bumpy ride.

The Superwoman

She wears the Snuggie on her back. He holds the other end in his teeth. You are super if you can hold yourself up and keep him quiet at the same time.

“You have a snuggie. You have sex. This was inevitable.”

via thesnuggiesutra