Alright, admittedly, the clips below are a wee bit old being from a PBS documentary orginally aired in 2007, but I just came across it this morning, and felt I needed to share my experience. The original documentary is about the entrants in the 2006 Ferret Buckeye Bash, which sounds like a helluva party.  I mean ferrets are cool, right?  WARNING: Remove all liquids from mouth before viewing, this shit is unreal.

 That last one just drove me bonkers.  People like this scare me sort of.