You're nine and sitting around your parents house. Mom and dad tell you it's time to go to bed. You tell them to eff the hell off, then jack their car and roll off to your buddies house. That's exactly what the kid in this video did, well we don't know about the whole telling his parents to fuck off part, but that makes it seem way more dramatic in our heads. Anyway, the cops in Greenfield, IN spotted what they thought was a drunk driver swerving all over the road. The pursuing officers were surprised to find a young boy cowering on the floor board when he finally stopped. The boy should totally take lessons from this dude.

Maybe he should get a paper route, earn some damn money, then buy his own ride.