Candle Melter - Helps Moms Reconnect With Their Daughters

Is your daughter growing up all too quick? Is she already acting like a bratty Lohan-esque-bitch? Bring her back to that wholesomeness you two once shared with the Candle Quick. This essential product will set you back $25, or 14 times cheaper than this luxury candle. You know times are tough when you have to melt your old candles to make new ones. Maybe you and your creepy look-a-like daughter could start a business melting shitty old candles and selling them for hundreds of dollars. I dunno, just a thought.

via Geekologie