In today's sign of the apocalypse, we have the Snuggie Dog. Nothing makes me (further) lose faith in humanity than clothing for pets. The rad rhyme at the beginning lets you know that you need this because traditional dog sweaters are just SO difficult to put on your little buddy. Includes talking dog tag, which if the dog could add it's own message, would more than likely beg you to please put it out of it's misery.