Well fuck me. I was sitting around the other day thinking to myself…I really fucking love crocs, and my love for my dog has no boundaries. What in the world could I ever do / find that would fully display to the pizza delivery guy, because he’s the only human to see inside my house all who enter my home, my two passions in life? Well here it is:

“It’s the Perfect Pet Bed…with Panache! Your pet will go ape over their new cozy haven, and you’ll love the faux fleece Sasquatch! Sock, which just pulls right out for machine washing. The entire unit is made of cushiony non-toxic material that’s anti-microbial and odor resistant. Just wipe clean! The unique “roll bar” at the heel provides the perfect place to rest their furry heads. Keeps your dog or cat cool in the summer and warm in the winter… and YOU get a touch of dramatic style for your home! $14 shipping, no matter how many you order!”

via BuzzFeed