In Palo Alto, CA, from August 24-30, The National Single Cougars Convention will take place.  We can only imagine what kind of first class citizens will be attending this first ever event. 

Single cougars from all over America will converge on the Silicon Valley, the ONLY major metropolitan area in America with a surplus of single men, many of whom are young, educated, attractive, and prosperous, but lacking in experience with women.

Good lord, it sounds like these ladies are seriously out for the kill.  Those poor guys.  They better learn how to survive a cougar attack.

Items on the agenda include a keynote given by both Francesca Gentille, who runs this awesome site, and Tahil Gesyuk, her life partner who is 14 years her junior and runs this awesome site.  And don't forget The Cougar Ball, where you can get your boogie on, and one lucky cougar will be named Miss Cougar America!!

Get your tickets, y'all.

via BuzzFeed via Wally Champ