Star Wars Love Letter

Well, well, well.  It certainly is easy to see why Jessica left you, buddy.  Especially after reading your letter here.  We'll give you a little free advice:  Even girls that like Star Wars, don't want you comparing your love for them to Star Wars.  Oh, and I'm pretty sure that 100% of all girls, or humans for that matter, don't want you to tell them that you would like to split them groin to neck and use them as a sleeping bag.  You might save that for your next convo with your shrink.  I'm sure he'll have some drugs guidance to help out with that.

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