There are some incredibly bizarre things out there on the innerwebs. Santalope definitely qualifies as one of them. What the fuck is a Santalope you ask? We have no clue. Imagine Santa Claus, a donkey, and an antelope all made sweet love at the same time. Well, shit... we still have no idea. How about we let the description on their site help you out.

"SANTALOPE is back with a BIG BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN SANTAFACE IDOL, SOME DONKEYS, and a delirious and delicious electric soup of ugly fucked up fun rituals that shake your brain and stain your soul!"

Still not sure? Yeah, neither are we.

via Urlesque