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Liu Kang Gave Up Mortal Kombat For Pro Soccer
Wednesday, September 2, 2009 at 6:20PM

Now we all remember that badass Liu Kang from the most mortalist of kombats. As it turns out, he grew tired of the whole ass kicking in far off temples scene and was searching for a new outlet. Turning into a dragon and biting off bitches heads (we're talking about Sonya here. WTF was up with those pants?) is just plain exhausting. After an extensive period of soul searching, Liu decided that soccer would be his new outlet. After many years seclusion, his cover has finally been blown.





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