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Sep022009

Shock Absorber - Sports Bra

The Shock Absorber is a sports bra that is designed to control the movement of breasts during exercise. Right now, you're probably saying: "So the fuck what guys? This is exactly what a sports bra is meant to do." Yes, you are correct, but we're pretty sure you've never seen a virtual demo like the site's bounce-o-meter.

Maybe NSFW. That is if your employer would disagree with you seeing virtual boobs bouncing up and down. It's all in the name of the perfect fit for a sports bra! Just plain science is what that is.

Step 1: Choose your cup size

Step 2: Choose your cup size

Step 3: Giggle like a twelve year old boy

CHA-Lee's got MAH-Kers attached to her NIPPLES.

Reason #4,396 We are glad we're not women. Sorry ladies.

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