YouTube user CONRADCIGARSPIPES has over 9000, yep, nine-thousand videos of himself posted on YouTube. What is Conrad doing in all of his videos? Smoking pipes to music.

SMOKING:BIG CIGARS, AND PIPES TOBACCOS; WITH HATS, T-SHIRTS, T-SHIRTS OF SURF, SCOTLAND SHIRTS, SWEATERS, ANORACKS, ANORACKS T-SHIRTS, GAMULAN, BLUE JEANS LEVI'S CLOTHE, CAMOUFLAGE CLOTHE, LEATHER CLOTHE, GLOVES; AND TENNIS.

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SMOKING, SINCE THE 18 AGE.