Alien Baby Caught In A Trap
Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 9:59AM 
A Mexican farmer caught this alien baby back in 2007. Upon finding the creature in one of his traps he did what any normal person would do...he drowned it in a ditch then saved the carcass. "Serious scientists" are just now releasing their findings from examining the corpse.
"The creature is said to be unknown to science but have characteristics of a reptile. It's also said to have a large brain pan, teeth that do not have roots and the ability to stay under water for a very long time.
Even more suspicious is that the man who found the creature later died in a fire while parked in a car at the side of the road. Perhaps the most disturbing part of the story is that there was a reportedly a second creature that ran away when the first was caught."
With the ability to stay underwater for long periods, death by drowning must have been a shitty way to die.
via Asylum





Reader Comments (2)
"It also has a large brain, a sign that it was probably highly intelligent."
...which is why it fell victim to a 19th century, rudimentary rodent trap???
Sure it's not a chupacabra?