We think the irrational fears of the general public are just plain funny. And since people won't STFU about it, we've come up with five things to fear more than dying from the swine flu.

5. Washable Pokemon Maxi Pad

4. A Bear. With A Gun. Surfing On A Shark.

3. A Wolfman Offering You Tacos

2. Ninja Trained Oompa Loompas

1. Real Ninjas

So, get on out there and spread that fear!