3 Minute Death Drug

If you see rats invading your local grocer’s fruit, there is nothing wrong with removing your shoe and taking care of them. Just trying to help out. This is the wack, sucka.

We’re not sure about you guys, but we plan on spending the rest of the day trying to score some angel dust. The stuff looks like a really good time. When else do you get to rip a supermarket to shit? Also, if anyone can direct us as to where we can purchase an alligator brush and that sweet tennis racket with drug concealing handle we would greatly appreciate it. Andre Agassi, we are looking to you on this one.

via Everything Is Terrible


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