Here at TIFR we are definitely with Coco. Leno, we say it’s time for you to suck it up and retire already. We mean really retire. You know, as in not doing jack shit all day, not hosting some shit excuse for a TV show. You can even wear your favorite Canadian tuxedo that you love. Just sling your old man ball sack over your shoulder and ride off into the sunset in one of your fancy cars. Even Hitler agrees with us on this one.

Every night before bed, Jay Leno kicks comedy right in the dick, and then craps on its chest!