Don't Shart On The First Date

Now we've seen some weird shit on Craigslist, but damn, this is just nasty.  This is a story of a "normal dude" and a "normal chick" meeting on Craigslist and going on a "date". Apparently, it turned nasty in the end (pun intended).

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

Now that's embarrassing.  But apparently, the "normal chick" was pretty hawt and extremely cool, because "normal dude" is ready to give it another go.

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

However, he does keep things in perspective.

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

via Internet Lurker