Melodi Dushane, a 24 year old Ohio woman, got straight crazy on some fools at Mickey D's. Allegedly, when Melodi pulled up to the drive-thru at 6:20 AM and ordered some Chicken McNuggets, employee Melissa Vasquez told her “We ain't servin no mutha-fuckin nuggets at six-twenty in the damn morning ya dumb bitch” (or something like that).

Well, Melodi didn't like that answer apparently, because she leaned into the drive-thru window and popped Melissa in the mouth.  POW!! Eventually, Melodi got into it with the manager too and it all resulted in Melodi punching out the glass in the drive-thru window. SMASH!!

Now all of this happened at 6:20 AM on New Year's Day, so we can only imagine that Melodi was awakened very early, very hungover, and like any responsible adult in that demeanor, wanted some fucking Chicken fucking McNuggets.  We don't hold it against her.

We leave you here with the three (count em 3) 911 calls from yet another Chicken McNugget fiasco at a Florida McDonalds invloving Latreasa Goodman from earlier this year.

These things must be like crack!!  What the fuck is up with these Chicken McNuggets?

via The Smoking Gun