Do you have access to an excavator? Do you love water skiing? More importantly, do you have redneck blood oozing through your veins? If you answered yes to all of these questions, Caterpillar water skiing is definitely in your near future. Now, you're probably saying: Hey dickheads, what makes you think you can tell the future? Well, it's really quite simple. Back in '92 we both banged the hell outta Miss Cleo (at separate times, gross), therefore bestowing her psychic abilities upon both of us.

Thanks Austin