Director Robert Rodriguez made a fake trailer for Machete when Grindhouse was released a couple of years back. Now this movie is actually in production and we couldn't be happier. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, and Steven Seagal we are getting our hopes up that this going to kick as much ass as it seems it should. Here is the trailer that was originally shown in Grindhouse. It's not really safe for work, if your workplace has something against violence and titties that is.