Zoo workers show off their emergency “skills” used to corral an escaped tiger. Did we mention that someone dressed up in a stuffed tiger suit for the drill?

Do you think they put out a craigslist ad? Tokyo Zoo Searching For Actor Who Has A Furry Fetish. Also, where the hell is the footage of the 23 monkeys jumping a wall!? Hey zoo keepers, you’re absolutely fucked if that’s how you plan on catching a tiger. We’ve never wanted an animal to escape from somewhere so badly, and watch as these dudes get mauled. Anyone up for a weekend excursion to the Tokyo Animal Park? We’ll bring the cameras.

via Topless Robot