Rip Torn - Drunken Badass

It’s safe to say that Rip Torn don’t give a fuck. After being picked up four times for drunk driving since 2006, Rip decided it’s a good idea to go out and get wasted yet again.  This time carrying a pistol.  Nice one, Rip.  Way to up the ante.

According to his lawyer, Rip was so trashed that he broke into the Litchfield Bancorp building in Connecticut thinking it was is home. Mr. Torn was carrying a .22 caliber pistol, was shoeless, and his zipper was undone when he was found by the police. We can only imagine that, since Rip’s zipper was down, that someone found a nasty surprise left by Rip when he was “making himself at home”.

Rip faces a list of charges and has entered an alcohol treatment facility.  Hopefully, they’ll teach him how to determine which house is his, and which house isn’t.  Lord knows we’ve all been there before.  And if you haven’t; you’re not trying hard enough.

Here’s some video of Rip at the courthouse with his lawyer.

And here’s some of his previous antics with the police.

Enjoy your stay, Rip.  We’ll keep a bar stool open for you.

 

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