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Thursday
Feb042010

Carly Fiorina Is Effing Nuts

Now we don't normally get political here, but this attack ad just had to be posted. Carly Fiorina and her team must have just gone off the deep end here, because WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Now we know you publicly backed McCain when he chose Sarah Palin and told everybody that thought knew she was a dumbass that they were being sexist.  Then we know that a couple of days after that, you made some derogatory comments about Palin and her lack of experience. That's when even the Republican National Committee basically said "Shut the fuck up and don't do any more interviews". 

But this... THIS?!?! How do you explain this, Carly? We're so confused over here, we don't know if we are hungry for a delicious lamb gyro or if we just watched an elementary school puppet show.  And what the fuck does a lamb have to do with being fiscally responsible anyways?

Speaking of fiscally responsible, aren't you the same Carly Fiorina that took Hewlett-Packard from a category leader to cellar dweller and then took $20 million bucks as a good-bye note when they kicked your ass out the door for spying on board members?

Now check out the mash up with Pink Floyd that the folks over at BuzzFeed found.

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Reader Comments (2)

no worries....i'm pretty sure republicans don't use the internet. Or at least, they don't frequent avant garde humor websites.

oh great, your rant just generated a Sarah Palin 2012 google ad on your website.

February 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJ

"A budget so bloated with increased ongoing spending commitments, and, BORROWING, that it literally set the stage for the recent decline of California. That's...fiscally conservative, Tom?"

Yeah Tom WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? FUCKING BORROWING? That's downright un-American.

And how did you manage to LITERALLY set the stage for the decline of California? Are you talking about the Broadway Show?

February 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTeenanner

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