Russian Chimpanzee Sent to Rehab

Zhora, an ex circus performer has been sent to a rehab facility in the city of Kazan, 500 miles outside of Moscow. The chimp began bothering park guests for cigarettes and liquor when they would walk by his cage. How does a chimp ask for cigarettes and liquor? Zhora picked up his nasty habits while previously on tour with the circus. This of course poses many questions, the most important being; what the hell goes on at a monkey rehab facility? What about cold turkey? We assume the chimp would get violent, but how long would that last?

via Montreal Gazette