Weighing in at a disgusting 5 lbs, this thing is huge. It’s the equivalent of 1,400 gummy bears and packs an astonishing, ass-blasting, 12,600 calories into one bear. Other than being edible, it can also be toted around like a baby. Finally a good use for this single guy’s Baby Bjorn that has been in the corner collecting dust forever! This fat blob of chewiness is available in a variety of flavors and is made in the USA. Who the hell else would make something like this? That’s right Canada… we’re looking at you. You may beat us in hockey, but where’s your giant gummy bear? That’s what we thought. You don’t have one do you?

We’re just messing with you Canada.