Finally someone has come up with a way to kill zombies and cook your bacon at the same time. All you need is bacon, tin foil, some string, and a fully-automatic 7.62mm machine gun. First wrap the barrel in foil, then wrap that in bacon, followed by the string, more foil, then string again. After the first couple of shots you'll notice the familiar smell of delicious bacon cooking. The shooter guesses the bacon is fully cooked at around 150 rounds. If you like your bacon crispy like I do, he recommends firing off another 100.
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