Scouring Amazon for random items can often pay off handsomely. I once saw a dildo on the home page as a featured sale item. No it wasn't used… that's just gross of you to even suggest. Today's random find was sent in by a dedicated TIFR reader. As you've seen by now, unless you have an uncanny ability to skip over both titles and images to get right to the story, is none other than a Jedi Obama action figure.

President Barack Obama Exclusive Figure featuring Obama as a Jedi Knight. The figure was made by a small independent company in very limited quantities; when they're gone, there will be no more produced! This finely sculpted likeness of the President comes in front of a depiction of President Obama as a Jedi in a clamshell package and includes a black display base. The figure is fixed; the arms and legs do not move. The item is brand new, still sealed in it's original clamshell packaging.

There are currently only 3 left right now. Probably 2 by the time this is posted. So get one while they last. Or don't.

Thanks to Scotti Two-Times, the man who once made a bong out of a road cone.