I'll just go ahead and get it out of the way at the beginning; what the motherfuck!? Ok. I feel slightly better. 2-year-old Ardi Rizal had his first cigarette when he was 18 months old. Who you ask would give a toddler a cigarette? His dad. Since then, Ardi who lives in Indonesia, has been hooked on the cancer sticks. 

His mom told reporters:

He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick

When his father was asked about his son's health, he had this to say:

He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem.

Step 1: Stop giving him goddamn cigarettes.

Step 2: Drag pops into the middle of the street and shoot him in the head.

Problem solved.

Click the jump to watch the incredibly creepy video of this two-year-old smoking.

via The Sun