We've see some interesting JO requests on craigslist before. This one from Philadelphia is pretty unique. I guess all public JO requests are pretty unique. Anyway, dude is just looking for another bro to, you know, JO with while reenacting the knife fight scene from the Beat It video. I would say Michael Jackson would roll in his grave once he heard this, but that's probably not the case. 

Sorry nerds & gays. It looks like you'll have to sit this one out.

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