Then he and his parents sue the school, because they claim Kyle wasn't told that attaching clamps with electrical current to his nipples is dangerous. The 18-year-old and two friends decided to perform the ingenious science experiment in the middle of their electrical trades class. Kyle's heart stopped and he was rushed to the hospital where they declared he had an "out of hospital electrocution resulting in cardiac arrest, unresponsive state and respiratory failure." He was later sent to another hospital where they drilled a hole in his skull to insert a probe to monitor brain pressure. Kyle left the hospital five days later, probably less intelligent than before. Nothing like suing someone for your child's own stupidity.

via Daily Mail

Sometimes life is hard, but you know what's really difficult? Sleeping in public places, that's what. If you fail at taking naps (and life in general), then the Snazzy Napper is for you. It's like a giant bib with eye slits so you can still see the people who are laughing at you. Don't worry, it does come in multiple child-like patterns. I know you were worried about that.

I like the two dudes at the "airport" who don't give the crazy woman next to them a second look... like that's not the weirdest goddamn thing ever.

What's the name of Conan's new show? When will he be back? These questions are finally answered by the man himself.

I've missed you Conaw!

via Team Coco

A super awesome homeless dude's ode to Menomena's Dirty Cartoons. Created by: Trevor McMahan, Blaine Kneece, Kelly Brickner, and Amalia Luyet.

He wants you to eat the cheese. Don't eat the cheese! He doesn't want you to eat it! Or does he?

Some moron appeared in a Paris courtroom yesterday for attempting to bring down a plane by shining a laser at the pilot. He was performing his one man laser light show while standing near the runway of the Paris Orly airport. Three pilots had to complain to the control tower before the man ended up getting caught in the act and arrested by police. A spokesperson from Air France said the pilot was never in any real danger, but noted that these sorts of incidents are becoming more frequent. I wonder what the guy would've done if he had made a plane crash?

via Yahoo News

You know what's really difficult? Taking pictures with a pesky digital camera, that's what. All those motherfucking wires to deal with... that takes some sort of computer whiz! Who wants that kind of trouble?

I hope these people make bank off of some moronic geezers. 

Thanks Todd

In the history of deep-frying things, beer has always been consumed, but never the main dish. Beer has finally wiped away its mopey attitude and jumped right into the fryer.

Ever since the inauguration five years ago of the Big Tex Choice Awards at the Texas State Fair, food vendors have been deep-frying the impossible in their pursuit of the Most Creative and Best Taste awards.

As the Dallas Morning News reports, the Fried Beer was the result of a painful process of trial and error for creator Mark Zamble. His initial efforts kept exploding once they hit the fryer, and he kept getting burned. Zamble has already applied for a patent and trademark for Fried Beer, which appears to be a pocket of pretzel dough filled with its signature beverage.

Should we now refer to Mark as a Beer Scientist? Or maybe a Beergineer?

via Geekologie