This is Why Your Mom Told You Not to Play in the Road

Sometimes the universe works in mysteries ways. This time it sent an ice cream truck to do the job.

Will ice cream make that feel better?

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Did You Think This One Through?: Homemade Zipline

Bill is such a legend. If legend is defined as the person who paralyzed Rena.

Shotguns Are Meant to be Aimed with Your Mouth

You're right... you probably didn't need front teeth.

via Guyism

Bull Stabs Horn Through Matador's Chin and Out His Mouth (Graphic)

I guess when your in the business of taunting a bull, there's always the chance this is how your day will end. After the bull had already been stabbed with several banderillas, it made one last attempt at the matador. The horn pierced Julio's chin, which then, fortunately for him, exited out his mouth. The bull pulled back from the matador just as quickly as it charged him, which is probably the only reason his head is still attached to his body. With blood gushing from his gaping wound, Julio Aparicio made it out of the arena in Madrid. He was rushed to an area hospital where he had two emergency surgeries to save his life. 

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