Fri, August 27, 2010 
At dawn, on a cliff in New Mexico, there was a man... a fat naked one. He wore dishwashing gloves and held two .357s while he tripped on shrooms. That is all.
I've never been so thankful for Insanity Wolf in my life.
Fri, July 9, 2010 
YouTube user ShockSlayer is on a mission to create a wrist mounted flamethrower; also known as a voluntary attempt to blow off your own arm. His rig is an aerosol can strapped to his wrist, which is then connected with some tubing and string. He has to light the pilot with a torch to get the flame dispenser going, but he does say it's a work in progress, so I won't harp too much on the construction. Basically what I'm getting at is; there is now way I would strap that thing to my arm. I spent the entire video waiting for his mom to walk out in a nightgown and freak the fuck out... that definitely would've made watching this more exciting. Keep up the work, and maybe one day you can match the craftsmanship we've seen before.
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Wed, June 2, 2010 
Gabe of Ann Arbor, Michigan bought a wrecked piece of shit 1994 Pontiac Grand Am for $100 and turned it into this piece-of-shit Batmobile. Harnessing the power of bad ideas, Gabe cut the crushed roof off the car and built a new one out of PVC pipe. Of course! Add fins, what appears to be a papier-mâché front end, some flat black spray paint, and of course the Batman logo. Voilà! You have the turd you see here. This engineering masterpiece is for sale on craigslist and can be yours for $600.
Click the jump for more photos of the ugly beast.
Wed, April 21, 2010 
Oh, don't ask why. Looking for the most ridiculous place in Vienna to grab a drink? Look no further. Someone thought it would be a great idea to make a bar look like a giant rectum. Judging by the scale, I would assume that this rectum is from an Argentinosaurus. Now who wants a drink?
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Tue, April 13, 2010 
Things like getting Brenda tattooed on your back in all the fucking fonts you can find. Please tell me they broke up after he did this.
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