The Frankenhorn: Flamethrower Trombone

Now this would actually make halftime shows bearable.

via Gizmodo

Street Dancer in Paris

What do you think this guy's performance day rate is?

Thanks Rylie 

American Goes on Solo Mission to Kill Bin Laden

52-year-old Gary Brooks Faulkner was detained after he was discovered hiding in the forest of the Chitral region of Pakistan. Faulkner, a resident of California was on his seventh visit to Pakistan, and his 3rd visit to the Chitral region. From here, he was planning on crossing the border into the eastern Afghan province of Nuristan. When found, Faulkner was carrying a handgun, a 40" sword, and night vision equipment. When investigators asked what he was doing there, Faulkner informed officials that he was "on a solo mission to kill Osama Bin Laden." Faiulkner was more than likely after the $25 million bounty on Bin Laden's head. I can only hope at his age that I too will have too many Budwesiers while watching a Chuck Norris movie marathon and make a bender-fueled decision to become a middle-aged bounty hunter / ninja assassin. Sounds like a much more exciting way to spend your retirement, as opposed to the alternate route; touring the country in a boring ass RV.

via Telegraph

Downhill Skateboarding on a Bobsled Track

Danny Strasser bombs old Olympic bobsled tracks in Bosnia and Herzegovina, Germany, Austria, and Italy on his longboard. 

I'm pretty sure he needs to be wearing a parachute on most of those tracks. You know, just in case he was to hit a pebble.

via Afrojacks

This is How You Get Around The Catcher

Brian Kownacki figured flying over him was the only solution.

via Sporting News